Analysis -- Why brilliant guys are not interested to marry beautiful girls!

Here is the answer……… (Source: Internet)

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:
Title : What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York. My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden (?), $250k annual income is not enough.
I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, and gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few girls who don't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (My target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty

Here's a reply from a Wall Street Financial guy:
Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyze your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here. From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money": Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position". If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased". Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do contact me…
signed,
J.P. Morgan

Shayris

Some favorite shayaris... (source: Internet)

Bahut khushiya hai aas-pass,
Mujhe khush karne ke liye,
Phir bhi koi waja doondhta hoon,
Shayad main muskuraane ke liye..!!!

Meine Khuda se ek dua maangi..
Dua mein apni maut Maangi..
Khuda ne kaha
maut to mein tujhko de sakta hoon magar!
Uska kya karu jisnay tere liye lambi umer maangi!!! ?

Dil hum kisi ka dukhtay nahi,
Kisi ko be-waja satatay nahi,
Humari dosti par bharosa rakhna,
Dost bana kar hum kisi ko bhulatay nahi.

Har khamoshi ka matlab inkaar nahi hota.
Har nakamiabi ka matlab haar nahi hota.
Tho kya agar hum tumko paana sake,
sirf paane ka matlab pyar nahi hota...

Na jane kis bat ki wo saja dete he,
meri hasti hui aankho ko rula dete he,
Abto muddat se khabar nahi aati unki,
Kya is tarah apno ko koi bhula dete he...

Aap to manzil ko mushkil samajte he..
Hum aap ko manzil samajte he,
Bada fark he apke or hamare nazariye me..
Aap hume sapna or hum aap ko apna samajte hai!!

unka vaada nahin hai laut aane ka,
fir bhi umeed par hum jiye jaayenge,
yeh intezar bhi unhi ki tarah pyaara hai,
kar rahe the,kar rahe hai or kiye jayenge.

Dil ka Zakhm Zuban par laaya nahin Karte,
Hum apni Aankhon se Aansoo bahaya nahin Karte,
Zakhm Kitne hi Gehre kyon na ho,
Hum apne Honton se Muskurahat hataya nahin Karte.

Dooriyan bahut hain par itna samajh lo,
paas rehkar bhi koi rishta khaas nahi hota.
Tum dil ke itne paas ho ki dooriyon ka ehsaas nahi hota

koi aankho aankho main baat kar leta hai,
koi aankho aankho main mulakat kar leta hai
bada muskil hota hai javab dena jab koi....
khamosh reh kar bhi aankho se sawal kar leta hai.

Jo palpal chalti rahe, use zindagi kehte hai,
jo harpal jalti rahe, use roshni kehte hai,
jo palpal khilte rahe, use mohabbat kehte hai,
jo saath na chode, use dosti kehte hai

Woh hanste hai haamare saamne,
Shayad hamain tadpaane ke liye,
Par hum to kambakht ro bhi nahi sakte,
Zamaane ko gum dikhane ke liye..!!!

Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega
Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega
Jee lo ye pal jab humsath hai
kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega

Hasi ke raste pe chala karo,
khushiyo ki mehak liya karo,
pyar se dilon ko chuha karo,
jahan tumhe gum nazar aaye,
is nacheez ko yaad kiya karo!

Hawa mein bindas ud raha tha galib,
hawa mein baitab ud raha tha galib
hawa mein shandar ud raha tha galib,
fir...

fir kya...


ruk gai hawa gir gaya galib!!!

Queen of Arabian sea... WoW

Yea... I'm talking about Cochin!!!

WoW :) the city is more than what I expected

Moved from Chennai (ggrrrr.. was trying to get out for almost 3yrs) to Cochin on the last day of Feb 2009. Even though I am Malayalee, I Didn't traveled much in Kerala before, as I worked mostly outside Kerala. Due to my sickness in Jan 09, I selected Cochin... as a part of my job change otherwise I would have missed this opportunity too...

Cochin got everything which other cities in India offers you... Shopping Malls, high storied buildings/apartments, Good roads (yea sometimes traffic too......) apart from these Cochin is Clean & Green!!!

Here are some of the specialties about Cochin...
City: Ernakulam and Fort Cochin are pretty good. All sorts of People roaming here... Right from the Malayalee localities to the people from other states and foreigners too… The city goes to bed by 10pm and by 11pm she will be slept…. :( Another peculiar thing I found here is the workers in hotels/construction companies are mostly from North-east :( ..... where the local workers gone??? Gulf countries or other states? huh
Food: This city is very good option for the non-veggies! Right from Thattukadas to five star hotels.... you will get very good food here! Sea foods are something special to try!
Streets: This is amazing, even the small/narrow roads were named and it will be written at the entrance of the road. Also you can see the layout diagrams of the colonies at its entrance. This is missing in many cities and this will make your search comfortable :-)
Autos: Superb... less cheating when compares to other cities and pretty decent (first Impression)
Buses: Small buses (3/4 in size) and the driving is soooo rash that you need to hold the bars at all the time! Also they will ride so nicely in narrow roads... perfectly!!! Looking for an adventurous drive... then pls get in a city bus!
Boats: Boats service is very very cheap.... 15mins drive from Marine drive to Fort Cochin is Rs.3 only. Even in the ferry (even heavy vehicles is being moved in this) from Fort Cochin to Vypin is same or less!
Bullets: On roads on every 10 bikes you can see a Bullet! It’s really nice to altered bullets and wish I should have 1 soon...

Here is something which I required/Needed @ Cochin...
Studio apartment (kind of also will do) GOT it, Monday will be the first day - 110509
Bike / Sports cycle
Need wildlife/trek friends

Fotos will be uploaded soon.

Just started the blog.. need some time to write something sensible!

Blog is pretty new to me... always wondered while passing thru others blog! Letsee how much I can blog..